Missing Photographs: Marx Brothers, Mark Clark and ‘Woodchoppers’

Mark Clark, Allied commander in Italy during World War II. Babe wrote of one of the enclosed photographs, "I have duplicated (Clark's) pose as near as possible, but the stars are still lacking."

Dated April 4, 1944; possibly postmarked April 8, but it is difficult to read.

Dear Folks,

I am well, happy and safe and I hope you all are the same.

Of course, the first thing that will attract your attention is the pictures. You must remember that these pictures were taken under adverse conditions and that a few Italians came in selling eggs and nuts. Now we got the eggs and nuts.

To get back to the pictures, you’ve undoubtedly seen the Marx Brothers. In picture No. one, you are looking at three of their brothers’ doubles. I know you’ve seen the original brothers in more comical poses, but only on rare occasions could we manage a more distressed appearance.

Now study picture number two and you have the last step of “The Tired Woodchoppers Ballet,” a truly magnificent piece.

Thus we come to picture number three. If you have never seen Lt. General Mark Clark, you are now admiring his picture. I have duplicated his pose as near as possible, but the stars are still lacking.

Picture number four represents the end of a hard working day. Notice the drop of the shoulders and the relaxed feet. Read more of this post

Census Data: Babe’s Father Earned $810 in 1939

Sometime on the afternoon of Thursday, April 11, 1940, a man named Albert R. Eisberg knocked on the door at 491 Lexington Avenue in Mount Kisco. Eisberg had a job to do. He was an enumerator with the U.S. Census Bureau, and it was time for the constitutionally required decennial count of Americans.

A 15-year-old boy with a year of high school behind him named Frank Mauro answered the door, then answered Eisberg’s questions. Of course, this is all speculation based on what I glean from the handwritten ledger sheet I found among the Census Bureau’s recently released 1940 census records.

The records show Babe was the one who answered the enumerator’s questions, which is why I speculated that the encounter happened in the afternoon, after school. The ledger lists the five members of the family at the time: My grandfather Frank; grandmother Florence, 16-year-old Vince; 15-year-old Babe; and 13-year-old Bib, my Uncle Bob. My grandmother was very pregnant at the time; she would give birth to a daughter named Rosemarie — my mother — about six weeks later. Read more of this post

The Only Photograph of Babe That I Know of Is On This Page

I have no other photographs of Babe.

The next letter I will transcribe is something of a capper to a series of letters that have all mentioned photographs. Babe asks for photos of his family. His family, apparently, has asked repeatedly for Babe to send home photos of him. They have even made some sort of “threat” to go around Babe, possibly, and seek photos from other sources. It’s hard to tell.

But this next letter actually had some photographs in it — five of them.

Babe will describe each of them, and they all seem to be in a silly or humorous vein. The photographs didn’t survive along with the other letters, however. I don’t have them and as far as I know, nobody does.

In fact, the more I work through these letters, the more amazed I am that virtually no photographs of Babe exist beyond the one that appears on this page. I wrote long ago about how that photograph had gained something like iconic status in my mind, as it held a prominent position in my grandmother’s house all the years we would visit her.

In this day of instant photography, when everyone carries a camera phone and the silliest of life’s moments are cause for a gallery on Facebook, it’s hard to imagine a time when a photograph would be so precious.

But that photograph in the upper right side of this page is it. My mother inherited so many of the keepsakes from my grandmother when she died — things like these letters, his ribbons, badges and patches, for example — that if there were any other photographs of Babe, I would think I’d have known about them by now.

None of my mother’s family is left anymore. I have an aunt who was married to my Uncle Bob (known in these letters as “Bib“). I can consult her, but again, I’d have thought by now any other photos of Babe would have come to light. I also have some cousins — the children of my Uncle Vin — that I could consult. But I’m skeptical they’d have anything.

‘The Weather Has Been Pretty Good Around Here Lately’

It's getting to be pretty hard to illustrate some of these very short letters. He really, really wants a cigarette lighter.

Dated March 25, 1944; postmarked April 7.

Dear Folks,

I am well, happy and safe and I hope you all are the same.

The weather has been pretty good around here lately, but I see where you are having it pretty rough back there.

Did you get the package I sent home yet?

In case I didn’t tell you, I took some pictures the other day, but I haven’t had them developed yet. I mean the other fellow hasn’t had them developed yet. They were his film and camera.

When you send the cigarette lighter, don’t forget the fluid and plenty of flint.

Love & Kisses,

Babe

PDF: ‘The Weather Has Been Pretty Good Around Here Lately’

‘Waiting to Catch One of Them…So I Can Beat His Head Off’

Babe's been asking for a cigarette lighter for several letters now.

Dated March 23, 1944; postmarked April 4.

Dear Folks,

I received a couple of letters from you all today and was happy to hear from you.

I don’t think I told you yet that I received three packages a few days ago. I really enjoyed what was in them. I smoked the pipe about twice and now I can’t find it anymore. One of these Italians probably stole it. They steal everything they lay their hands on. I’ve gotten so I hate the site of them and I never give them anything anymore like I used to. As a matter of fact, I’m waiting to catch one of them red-handed so I can beat his head off.

Love & Kisses,

Babe

PDF: ‘Waiting to Catch One of Them…So I Can Beat His Head Off’